John Burkholder, Communications Director, RR9MGA
Golf Carts for sale or rent. Golf Balls fifty cents.
No phones, no beer, no sweat, don’t smoke no cigarettes.
Ah, but, two hours of swinging sticks
Plays 9 holes with “Featherhead” kicks.
Golfer of means by all means, Ray’s King of the Course.
Third tee time, no caffeine, destination hole 19.
Worn out golf shirts and shoes,
Still paying HOA dues.
Drive, chip and putt, sometimes more serious cuts.
Golfer of means by all means, Ray’s King of the Course.
Great golf clubs honed and matched,
Perfectly weighted for ball dispatch.
Can’t wait for one last strike
His friends are all alike.
Golfer of means by all means, Ray’s King of the Course.
Knows every starter on every course,
All of the Marshals who stare and enforce.
Plays even-up skins whenever he can.
Especially 18 when no one’s around.
Golfer of means by all means, Ray’s King of the Course.
Golf Carts for sale or rent. Golf Balls fifty cents.
No phones, no beer, no sweat, don’t smoke no cigarettes.
Ah, but, two hours of swinging sticks
Plays 9 holes with “Featherhead” kicks.
Golfer of means by all means, Ray’s King of the Course.